Yesterday was Veterans Day in the United States. Today most business are taking the day off. That's nice, but I really want to talk about reducing the number of veterans rather significantly. This of course means reducing the size of the current armed forces, and keeping them that way. I have a couple of suggestions that I think are reasonable preparations for the day when we will no longer need any military at all.
Reduce the size of the nuclear
armament.
I am in favor of entirely eliminating
nuclear weapons, they are nasty and don't seem to be relevant in
modern warfare anyway. The air force does not need nuclear weapons,
as any global nuclear state (a country that has nuclear weapons
capable of being delivered anywhere on the earth with short notice)
has the capability to shoot down almost any plane before it delivers
its payload. The UK currently has 4 nuclear submarines that carry
nuclear ballistic missiles (16 each, for a total of 64 missiles, or
up to 768 warheads total, but probably less). One is out to see at
any given time, the other three in port or on transit. The US has
borders two large oceans, so a fleet of 8 nuclear submarines, 4 for
each ocean, seems reasonable. The current nuclear missile submarine
in the US, the Ohio class, has room for 24 missiles each, or up to
288 warheads. A fleet of eight would have 192 missiles with up to
2,304 warheads, plus probably extra missiles not deployed but kept as
a reserve. (In practice, this would probably be limited to about 1500
deployed warheads, due to treaty limits) Each warhead is about 475
kT, or just under half a megaton. A weapon this size could destroy an
area about 8 times that of the Nagasaki bomb, large enough to
completely wipe out a city’s industrial area, harbor, or a decent
sized military base. Even 100 of these bombs should be a sufficient
nuclear deterrent.
Reduce the number of active duty army
and navy personnel, with a corresponding reduction in ships and
bases.
With the exception of the training
bases, which obviously need to maintain a certain size, reduce army
base size as well. A well staffed base should probably only have 100
people assigned full time to it. Reduce base acreage as much as
possible. Transfer the excess land either to the BLM or to a state or
national park. Reduce the number of naval bases significantly, I
would suggest two on the Pacific coast, two on the Atlantic coast,
and two on the Gulf coast, with one in Alaska, one in Hawaii and
(possibly) one in Guam. Totally eliminate overseas bases. Convert
surplus bases to additional civilian dock facilities.
Reduce overlap between branches
Transfer all aircraft operations to the Air Force, and either
eliminate special forces or transfer them all to the Marine Corps.
(Alternately, eliminate the Marine Corps.) Most military action in
the last decades has been highly coordinated between the various
branches, increase efficiency by reducing overlap and promoting
cooperation, not competition.
Expand the role of the Coast Guard
Expand the role of the Coast Guard, and
move it out of the military. At this point in time, the coast guard
is essentially a police force. It is even managed by Homeland
Security. Complete the conversion by integrating with an existing
police force such as the FBI. Spend more effort on enforcing drug
laws and promoting boating safety in coastal waters. Move defense to
a much more subservient role.

